McDonald’s Changes Apple Pie Recipe To Contain Less Sugar, Public Outrage Ensues

19 Sep

Restaurant giant McDonald’s announced new ‘healthy’ changes to their signature Apple Pie desert and public outage naturally took place.

Per a new press release, McDonald’s is aligning their food product with new positive changes.   Per a press release, artificial preservatives have been removed from the Chicken McNuggets.  The breakfast sandwiches have been switched to contain real butter.

The release goes on to say, “Likewise, our new apple pie is made with fewer ingredients such as sugar, sliced 100-percent American grown apples and a bit of cinnamon to the filling for flavor to give each one that homemade taste our customers love.”

Perhaps the snozzberries now also taste like snozzberries.

The new pies clock in at 240 calories, baked with Rome, Gala, Fuji, Ida Red, Jonagold and Golden Delicious apples.

Healthier Option

Picking up an average sized apple with all its natural glory and then eating it will give you approximately 95 calories of fiber-packed crunchy goodness.  (Well, perhaps not Golden Delicious).